I’m on the radio, on Radiophrenia 87.9FM (in Glasgow), plus DAB digital and streaming, with The Slipping Forecast with Melissa McCarthy. Slipping. Sliding. Circling. Skating. Falling. Gripping. Holding on. This is a general synopsis. Variable becoming northwest, 2 to 4, becoming cyclonic later. Rockall, Malin, Hebrides.